God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality

TNAM Spirituality & Humor

(Warning, some offensive language & strongly challenges some religious dogma).

The Onion is great for a few laughs, and this one got us thinking. Of course, the tile is funny because humans lie awake at times contemplating their own mortality, & God might therefore lie awake contemplating immortality.

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Cleveland Browns Jokes

HUMOR:

NEW Ohio Law: Beware!
from the Cleveland Ohio Cabbie

The Ohio Highway Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading towards and into the city of Cleveland.
For the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cleveland Browns.

Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell ‘Jesus Christ’.

Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns
and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Browns and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

submitted from “The Cleveland Ohio Cabbie”