Print Media Dead At 1,803

NEW YORK—Sources close to print, the method of applying ink to paper in order to convey information to a mass audience, have confirmed that the declining medium passed away early Thursday morning.

The influential means of communication was 1,803.

Print, which had for nearly two millennia worked tirelessly to spread knowledge around the globe in the form of books, newspapers, magazines, pamphlets, and numerous other textual materials, reportedly succumbed to its long battle with ill health, leaving behind legions of readers who had for years benefited from the dissemination of ideas made possible by the advent of printed materials.

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God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality

TNAM Spirituality & Humor

(Warning, some offensive language & strongly challenges some religious dogma).

The Onion is great for a few laughs, and this one got us thinking. Of course, the tile is funny because humans lie awake at times contemplating their own mortality, & God might therefore lie awake contemplating immortality.

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2nd Amendment, Trillion Dollar Coin, Mahr Vs. Trump & More. Blake Walley & Brian Engelman Discuss

“Agree To Disagree” host Brian Engelman welcomes special co-host, Blake “The Eccentric” Wally to discuss:

– Piers Morgan, Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro, Larry Pratt, The 2nd Amendment & Gun Control,
– Does Barack Obama Belong On Mount Rushmore?
– Could The United States Mint a Trillion Dollar Coin To Pay The Debt?
– What Similarities Are There Between Abraham Lincoln & Barack Obama As Secession & Civil War Talk Ramps Up Over Infringement Of The 2nd Amendment?
– RFK Jr. Says That A Lone Gunman Was Not Responsible For Deaths In His Family.
– Donald Trump Offers Bill Mahr Proof That He Was Not “Spawned By Orangutans” & Demands The 5 Million Dollars Offered By Mahr.

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